i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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