i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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