batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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