Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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