Your mouth is God's brothel.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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