Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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