with your own penis?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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