my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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