dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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