i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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