then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
you never un-have a 4some
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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