Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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