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(708): View more from Illinois

A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined

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(518): View more from New York

I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth

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(573): View more from Missouri

Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.

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(469): View more from Texas

I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!

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(319): View more from Iowa

captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.

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