its not stalking. its research.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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