So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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