Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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