Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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