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Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!

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(832): Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation! http://tfl.nu/fp0i

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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.

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(303): It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes. http://tfl.nu/06hp

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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.

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(970): Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate. http://tfl.nu/9f37

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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life

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(740): he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life http://tfl.nu/cbjj

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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.

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(763): The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins. http://tfl.nu/k74l

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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.

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(936): I swallowed for you. Answer the phone. http://tfl.nu/f04x

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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic

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(859): I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic http://tfl.nu/wb2m

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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now

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(832): I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now http://tfl.nu/6g0n

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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?

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(970): Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer? http://tfl.nu/hh36

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Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.

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(559):Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination. http://tfl.nu/eipz

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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples

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(401): Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples http://tfl.nu/s1gx

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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever

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(508): holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever http://tfl.nu/v6ie

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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin

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(816): And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin http://tfl.nu/pn96

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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."

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(337): Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her." http://tfl.nu/whil

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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.

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(971): Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor. http://tfl.nu/pagf

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