Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.