East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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