So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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