I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just made out with a guy for $7.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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