No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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