We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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