Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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