It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think people are normalizing furries
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
