I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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