I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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