He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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