my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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