carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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