i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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