Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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