oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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