what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
So vagazzling was a success
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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