I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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