so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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