So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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