Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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