There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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