In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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