Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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