everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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