Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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