if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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