Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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