Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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