Umm I'm too high to move.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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