with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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