We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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