I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
