Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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