What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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